My secretary

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
"Good morning boss".

Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone
had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door
and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's
your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day.

We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch.......... naked!