Best of Tony Joseph

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Tony Joseph: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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2) MR. TONY JOSEPH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Tony Joseph: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Tony Joseph: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr Tony Joseph: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Tony Joseph: four asterisks (****)! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
5) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Tony Joseph: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Head Cleaner. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
6)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Tony Joseph crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Tony Joseph cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Tony Joseph: my sister just called, her mom died too! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
7) MR. TONY JOSEPH ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Tony Joseph: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
8) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Tony Joseph's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Tony Joseph: Make it three c to be sure!