A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at
the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes
the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the
bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that
it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender
to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look,
buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell
me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a
refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of
my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's c."
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