Different Types of Economies

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

• You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
• Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
• You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

• You dont have any cows.
• You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
• You ask the US for financial aid,
• China for military aid,
• British for Warplanes,
• Italy for machines,
• Germany for technology,
• French for submarines,
• Switzerland for loans,
• Russia for drugs
• Japan for equipment.
• You buy the cows with all this
• And claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
• You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
• You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
• You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You don't know where they are.
• You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

• You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
• You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
• You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You count them and learn you have five cows.
• You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
• You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
• You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You have 300 people milking them.
• You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

SINGAPORE ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• Believe you have a brilliant government
• Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
• You lost all your cows.

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS

• You have two cows.
• You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition !